Sunday, November 30, 2014

Orbs for inspiration

My dishwasher has been on the fritz for a while. This means a lot of handwashing of dishes, as well as a lot of letting dishes pile up in the sink.  Since I end up spending a lot of time at the sink, and haven't quite figured out how to fix the dishwasher, I've decided the view out my window needs some arting up.  There's a photinia tree out there, and I've been trying to keep its undersides trimmed up.  I've also come into some steel strapping.  I had a vision to make these orbs and found the hardest part finding a way to drill through the steel.  I discovered that Mike's Merchandise had some hard metal bits, and those seem to do the trick.  I cut the strips to the size I wanted, and made orbs of a few different sizes, held together with pop rivets. One key is to clamp the pieces together and drill through both.   A little bit of spray paint in bright colors, and a little fishing line to hang them in an unobtrusive way, and now I have something pretty to look at while I wash dishes.
The view out my kitchen window.  You can't really see the orbs out there but they're there

Here they are, with my chickens. I use that pallet for a step ladder into the canopy.
Orange
Yellow-green

Green

A little oblong red one

And a big purple one



Saturday, November 29, 2014

Cat fez



Timey-wimey kitty witty.  Lounging in a pile of clean laundry.

Has this ever happened to you?   A beloved companion sleeps in your lap.  You look down at her and make this realization:
What this sleeping cat needs is a fez.
You realize that such an impulsive cat accessory may not be imminently available.  But the internet doth provide. However, if you don't want to wait for shipping from Australia, a reasonably priced altenative is available if you are reasonably crafty.

You will need:
Supplies
A paper coffee cup
A scrap of felt in the color of your preference (I used a traditional maroon)
A small tassel, or some yarn to make your own tassel.
A few scraps of paper or cardboard.
A small bit of stretchy material, unless your cat likes to wear hats.  It should match your cat, if possible. (I had some white stuff around, which matches my cat beautifully)

Equipment:
Ruler
Pen, pencil, or marker
Scissors
A hot glue gun
Darning needle to attach tassel

Instructions.
Get yourself a cup of coffee, tea or whatever.  It's really the paper cup that you want.  If you get a styrofoam cup, it still could work if you use school glue instead of hot glue.  Your gratification will be delayed, though ):
Ah, caffeine.  Empty and wash and dry it before proceeding.

Remove the zarf (the paper sleeve, yes, that's what it's called).
The Party Mix is to reward the cat's patience.
Measure the depth of the hat and mark where you wish to cut.  I made mine about 2".  
2 inches seems like a good size for a cat fez.
Cut it out with the scissors.
Now get the felt out, and make sure it covers the top of your fez form (coffee cup) with a slight overlap. 
Looking good!
Add a bead of hot glue to the edge of the form and press down onto the felt.  Trim away the excess so you have a square slightly larger than the top.
Bead of hot glue at the top
Press the cup onto the felt.

Now trim away the excess so it make a circle about a 1/4 to 1/2 inch larger than the top of the cup.

Glued to the felt and trimmed.

Now work you're way around the top, gluing down that edge.
Hot glue, hot glue.


Ready for the next step
Now you can start gluing the edges to the top. Line up the edge of the felt with the top.  Start gluing the top and edge and work your way around.
Work it around, glue, keep working it.

And then,
Rolling it up and gluing all the way.

Keep working until you get all the way around.


Trim the excess to leave a margin of about a half inch
 Now glue the edge down to the inside of the form
It's starting to look fezzy, isn't it?
I happened to have a nice gold tassel laying around. You can make a yarn tassel, or leave it with no tassel.  I'm not gonna tell you how to live your life. 

It's time to add the tassel.
Poke a hole through the center of the lid to thread the tassel through.  Wrassle that tassel.  That's what I had to do.  Once it's through, you can attach it with a dab of hot glue.  I used a small scrap of construction paper to smash it all together.
A dab will do ya!
It's basically a fez now.

The last thing you need to do is to add the stretchy band. This will help keep the hat on kitteh's head. Don't make it too small, you don't want to moosh kitteh's bwain. Use hot glue/paper scraps.

See how the scraps of paper help moosh the glue down?


Et voila!

So excited I might pee at this point.

Only thing left to do is try it on.  Please don't hurt your cat when you do this, and reward her/him with treats.  Most cats are not really fans of wearing little hats. 


So sexy.

Really, this is an easy project that took me much less time to execute than to blog about.  I will post about how to make your own human-sized fez soon. ;)
Addendum:  What do you do with the other half of the paper cup?  Dog fez. 
On the right, cat fez.  On the left, a slightly larger dog fez

Isn't she lovely?  Don't be shy!

So purty!

Friday, November 28, 2014

Sea glass backsplash

My home, for what it's worth, was built in 1978.  The stove that was in the house when we bought it was, I'm pretty sure, original.  It had a microwave that had dials and a flip clock.  The stove had developed several issues: dodgy burners, inaccurate knobs that were illegible, the oven which would select whatever temperature it wished to bake.  So I had a modest epiphany that it was actually possible to BUY A NEW STOVE.  Yes, believe it or not it took me about two years to make this realization, because my mind is pretty well set on repairing, upcycling, or just making whatever it is I need in my life, as well as stuff that I don't need but just find cool or interesting.

So, I bought a new stove/oven.  Which has a glass top and a great big oven, but then I didn't have a microwave for a while, and I had a big ugly space where the old ugly microwave used to be.  There was some of the old, original wallpaper underneath, which was earthtoney (blerg) and uninspiring (to me).

Then, my luddite self succumbed to my modern self, and I got a new microwave to go over the stove.  It sat in the kitchen for a while before I decided I needed to install it.  One concern on my mind was what to do with that little bit of wall space under the microwave and over the stove.  My mind said "backsplash".  But what to put there?  I was wary of having to cut tile or glass for such a small space. Then two wonderful women inspired me.  First, my friend Christina said "Why don't you use some of that sea glass you've been making?" Why don't I indeed?  Another modest epiphany.
This part took me quite a while.  I don't know how long but over an hour I'm sure.
Then, one of my dear Peace Corps friends, Nicole, posted a tutorial on her blog on how to use river rock for a very similar project.  So following Nicole's instructions, these are the results:

Here it is after setting all the glass tiles, but before grouting.  Break time
After the thin-set mortar, the grout.  I went with white.
Ta-daa!  Now I will wait a week to seal it and caulk the edges.

Sunday, November 16, 2014

Recycled pallet guitar stand

I've had a problem with having enough space to hold my guitars. I also have a backstock of some wooden pallets.  So I thought I'd introduce my two problems to each other, and a little Pinterest research (which led me here) gave me the measurements I needed.  A few jigsaw and circular saw cuts, a few deck screws, and a bunch of hot glue and felt yielded this:
Red felt I had left over from making my fez

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Electric, acoustic, bass? They all fit!

Thursday, November 6, 2014

Upcycled unicorn

I went to the Goodvation Willarmy the other day and some person with a unicron fetish had apparently dropped off a bunch of stuff.  I bought the item on the left and modified it to say "I just have to believe in myself".