Sunday, December 29, 2013

More lanterns

I've been busy crafting during this Xmas season and break from academic duties.  This year I've been giving out a lot of my can lanterns, and making a bunch more.  I've moved my can stamping rig inside, which consists of a sawhorse with a dowel clamped to it, and a desk light.  To improve my precision and save my fingers, I've taken to keeping the nail I stamp with in a vise-grip.

I really like using painted cans, from exotic foodstuffs like El Pato sauces, coconut milk and other Asian delicacies. 
Some tasty sauce in a beautiful little package
All lit up

I've also tried going back to working with stencils, starting with one of my favorite subjects, giant monsters. 
Godzilla and King Ghidorah battle at the Cafe du Monde
I have a couple of Cafe du Monde coffee and chicory cans laying around,  which seem to lend themselves to some monster mayhem, using stencils and the painting on the can.

Godzilla descends upon the French Quarter

Sunday, September 22, 2013

PBLTASBMLM

I like to joke with my girls about our secret family recipe for ice. They say, "What is it, water?" And I say the secret ingredient is cold.
Today I decided to scratch an itch I've had for a week now,  
I made myself a BLT using my favorite Ingredients. 
Bacon:  I've found that the best bacon can be had from the deli case at my local Kroger. And it's less expensive than the packaged stuff. It's thick cut and I like the peppered variety though I get some of the regular as well for my daughter who has a narrow palate (she's a very picky eater). 

So peppered bacon, some choice tomatoes, I use the spring mix for my lettuce, ripe avocado, and spicy brown mustard and light mayo. Mmmmmmmm good!

Thursday, August 8, 2013

Chicken teriyaki


I like to cook and eat.  One of my favorite things to cook and eat is chicken teriyaki.  I used to frequent a place in Corvallis when I was in school at Oregon State because it was right near my building and the chicken teriyaki bowl was delicious.  It was years before I figured out one of the secrets. 

I’m mostly self-taught as a cook, but I still feel a little dumb not realizing that the secret to the tasty rich chicken was using thighs instead of breast meat.  Perhaps they also used a little vitamin MSG as well. 

I like the chicken teriyaki bowl because it’s represents a one-bowl three-tiered food pyramid affair.  The rice makes up the grain, then the steamed vegetables, with the chicken and other savory bits on top.  Here’s what I do:

The rice.  I use a rice cooker, which I love though I feel like I couldn’t make rice without it.  Sometimes I use white rice, though more often I use brown rice.  In any event I use short-grained rice.  With brown rice I use a ratio of 2:1, and add a little salt and a little canola oil or sesame oil.  I wash my rice also.

For the teriyaki sauce, I usually start with this recipe, though I’ve only recently started buying mirin.  Sometimes I’ll substitute some rice vinegar, or beer, or white wine.  Sometimes I’ll just use soy sauce and water for the liquids.  I mix it up with the sugars a bit, using more brown sugar, or maybe molasses, or even honey.  But if you don’t have ginger or garlic on hand, try it another night. 

I cut the chicken into bite-sized bits, using about a pound –pound and a half. I’ll use either straight thighs or a mix of thigh and breast meat.  I usually don’t marinate it for long, as little as 15 minutes. 

Meanwhile I’ll chop the veggies for steaming, usually just carrots and cabbage.  I use red cabbage, which costs a little more than green cabbage and perhaps not in the Japanese tradition, but I like using the anthocyanin-rich purple water that develops as a bonus pH indicator.  I get a nice steam going, and add the cabbage first, and a couple of minutes later the carrots.  Depending on how soft you like your vegetables, you could leave them for 4-8 minutes or so. I usually just test them with a fork after a few minutes.  Don’t let your water boil off, like I do, only too often. 

Meanwhile, I start the tastiest bit.  I add some canola oil and sesame oil to a sauce or deep fry pan.  I usually mix the two oils because canola is less unhealthy but sesame oil has that wonderful flavor.  Sometimes I start with onion, other times no onion.  If so I add the onion once the oil is hot, and when they turn translucent I usually add chopped button mushrooms.  Once the mushrooms are mostly cooked I add the chicken with the marinade and cook until done, about 7-10 minutes. 

In the bowl you should have mostly rice, less veggies, and then the chicken and sauce on top.  Enjoy!

Friday, July 26, 2013

What to do with beach ball eyes? I'm sure to find many things

Here's one:  As you approach the front door, you see this. 



Follow the arrow, and you encounter this:

Here's lookin' at you!





OMG Cookies Yum!

If you haven't heard of the Yo Dawg meme, it's now officially old by now, but here's an example of a practical application. Yo Dawg, I heard you like cookies so I put cookies in your cookies.   Cookies and Cream Cookies.  This recipe was on Instructables, and holy snap these cookies are goo-ood.  Vi and I made up a batch after much procrastination and dang, what can I say, yum. 
Ermahgerd! Kerkies!

Thursday, July 25, 2013

Tree eyeballs

This is another project I've been trying to get together for a while.  I saw the idea on Pinterest and wanted to do my own.  While at Partay Citay a few months ago, I saw they had an array of beach balls, but none that were solid white.  So I invested in some white spray paint, and some black spray paint. 

I spray-painted them white on the day that I got them, and gave them a few coats to ensure good coverage. The original beach ball was black and white, and I entertained the idea of masking the black part and using that for the iris but then got lazy and decided to paint the whole thing white, then paint the irises on, and follow with the white dot highlight.  As far as I can tell, that white dot highlight doesn't have a name, and is another way in which cartoons are not like reality.  If you have a white dot on your actual eye, see a physician.  I cut the circles for the eyeball stencils from an old pizza box, and sprayed them on last night. 

Now I just need to find the right tree to give the gift of sight, and figure out how to keep them from spinning around in the breeze.  
That's my daughter demonstrating the perils of loosely anchored irises

I also had an idea to try and make a mouth of some kind and make a tree into a giant puppet, but that will have to come later....

Sunday, July 14, 2013

Labor of love lamp


I started on this lamp a long time ago. I can't remember much to say about the rye whiskey, I haven't had a drink in a while.  I did like the bottle, and I drilled a hole large enough for the wire with a glass-drilling bit near the base. I used a lamp fixture to complete the first version of the lamp, but it was unstable, and the brown cord running through was unaesthetic. 
So I had the idea to fill the bottle with glass bits, and decided to use some of the blue glass I'd been storing for such an occasion. At first I tried smashing it up and adding the shards, but it seemed like the sharp glass was too dangerous. Then I decided to try and rig up a rock tumbler. But then a friend of mine had one, so I borrowed it and set about the task of making artificial sea glass. About 12 hours was enough to round the sharp edges, but I had to make several batches to fill the bottle. 

Friday, July 12, 2013

Luchador Mask

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I've been working on this for a while, my luchador mask.  I used a pattern from online, but had to make some adjustments to get the fit more or less correct. The materials are silver lamé, screen mesh for the eyes, bias tape, and black pleather for the mustache. My luchador name is:  El Bigote Gigante ( the  Giant Mustache). 

Thursday, June 6, 2013

Pallet wood adirondack chair

With a few of my new toys, sawzall and belt sander, I was able to knock out this adirondack chair in a couple of days. I think I have enough leftover wood to make another.

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Wind Chimes

I saw this idea on Pinterest, of course. I had been scavenging the bins at the local thrift stores for spoons, forks, and knives. As it turns out, forks were the hardest to find, and butter knives are available in great abundance. The ecologist in me is always looking into these patterns of abundance and distribution. So I had a bear of a time getting the right tool to drill through stainless steel. None of the Dremel bits I could find were doing it. I tried a titanium bit and a cordless drill, and finally came upo. A cobalt bit that managed, though it got worn down quickly. Mi do not have a drill press in my life, obviously. So these wind chimes are what I came up with, using bailing wire to hold them together. I will probably come up with a better, more aesthetic design, but for now they function, even if they don't peal like the bells of St John's.






Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Googly eye pleather bracelet

I've been trying to think of things to put googly eyes on, and I was inspired by seeing a punk rock studded bracelet to make this lil number with some leftover pleather and Velcro. I still need to work on my hot glue technique, and I'm not sure how well the eyes will stay on. I've got some other idea though.

Monday, March 18, 2013

Spraypainting things gold

A very satisfying pastime. Little plastic things look a lot fancier painted gold. I always think of Goldfinger when I'm doing it.

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Happy Pi Day!

Being 3.14, it's Pi Day. And on Pi Day I like to make silly jokes about pi and make actual pies, which are round (not squared, see what I did there?). Last year I made a chicken pot pie from scratch which was a lot of work and not as good as I was hoping. This year I made apple pie featuring Granny Smith apples against the recommendations of the Joy of Cooking, and I made a variation on one of my favorite ice cream pies. My favorite ice cream pie is a chocolate graham cracker crust, then soften chocolate ice cream add peanut butter, mix and refreeze it.

My older daughter is not a big fan of dark chocolate so I opted to make her a vanilla ice cream pie, making a honey graham cracker crust with vanilla ice cream, white chocolate and coconut. And for dinner instead of chicken pot pie we opted for pizza. You know how to approximate the volume of a pizza of radius z and height a? Pi*z*z*a.

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

My magnetic front door

...Painted in TARDIS blue. We have collected a lot of letters over the years. For some reason, most letter sets come with a-z and no repeats. Lame. So we've accumulated a lots of letters, enough to put up seasonal messages and this quote from Yoda himself. I think that used up all my O's.

Monday, March 4, 2013

Another can lantern

I've been working on this one for a while. Originally started with nails and tonight I used the Dremel to carve out the snowflake patterns. This is actually a big old number 10 can.

Sunday, March 3, 2013

Can lanterns

I recently got a Dremel and have been having lots of fun playing with it. But I've found with these lanterns, a hammer and nail is the best way to go. The cans are painted so I just use the painting on the outside as a guide.

Instead of freezing water in the cans to keep from denting them, I use a section of dowel like an anvil.











Saturday, March 2, 2013

FIRST!

A friend of mine told me that I'm the only adult male she knows who admits he's on Pinterest.  I also note that when I buy material at one of my many favorite haunts to buy cloth, I'm the only man in the line.  So I'm starting this blog in the hope that it will serve as a venue to share my creations and ideas.

I like to cook, sew, and otherwise make things that are useful and hopefully beautiful.